Try natural elements that smell and looks great: eucalyptus garlands, pine, winter trees and foliage. I recommend investing in nice glassware for the holidays. Impress guests with recipes for champagne cocktails and mulled wine. Make any food or drink look stunning.
Oh, ow! Did you dress her up like this? Where’d you get the coconuts? He hasn’t got shit all over him. Well, I got better. Camelot!
Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! Bring her forward! How do you know she is a witch? Look, my liege! Well, I got better. Well, we did do the nose.
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! Who’s that then? You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Shut up!
And the hat. She’s a witch! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.
Well, how’d you become king, then? What do you mean? It’s only a model. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? It’s only a model. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
There is no society ever discovered in the remotest corner of the world that has not had something that we would consider the arts. Visual arts – decoration of surfaces and bodies – appears to be a human universal.
I love the tiny LED lights that come on brass, silver, or gold wire with little battery packs that you can tuck into boxwood and magnolia wreaths, garlands and other greens that might be gathered around hurricanes, or other kinds of candles and candlesticks. Also, string a beautiful piece of silk ribbon through the hook on a ornament (all the same kind of ornaments, though), wrapping it around the base of your spindles on your stair case and then making a bow, having them all dangle down your staircase or hall. Really dramatic and charming concept. And, more importantly, very simple.
Greens and flowers in season are great ideas, like olive trees in pots and douglas fir trees in pots for outside your home, decorated with white lights. Try simple pots of red amaryllis and a tree for every main room in your house. It is also nice to have a small tree called a remembrance tree with ornaments that tell the stories of people in your life who are no longer with you so you can celebrate their memories.
Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? You mean it controls your actions?
What!? Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. You mean it controls your actions?
Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? What!? As you wish.
Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.
As you wish. The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. You don’t believe in the Force, do you?
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